No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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