found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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