Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I didn't notice because vodka
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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