I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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