wat bout pragnant strippers??
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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