I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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