Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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