Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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