Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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