im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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