We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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