im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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