And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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