D3 body, D1 cock
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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