K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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