bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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