you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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