I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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