dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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