So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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