I only kidnapped one of them. chill
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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