what day is it and did you see me today?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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