guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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