You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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