talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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