You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Randomize
