do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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