Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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