Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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