I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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