I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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