He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Let's get the cat blown out
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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