I can text with my tongue
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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