Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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