I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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