need another drink. this is the easiest way
I looked at my own cervix.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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