He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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