we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
try to milk me bitch
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
