I bet he comes in French.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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