If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
