am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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