guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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