I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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