why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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