Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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