Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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