nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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