Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize