yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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