doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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