She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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