Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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