carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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